ayo whattup you now in the presence of the of the royal premium beaded tornado aka cactus cooler also known as the magnificent ox of paradise. word, you in the presence of the mighty miracle of the spiritual unknown yo, i be pushin keys while you was sleepin all cushiony in a splendorous mountain of duvet’s, like tap tap tap, and like a muthafuckin genie, like muthafuckin aladdin yo, that shit materialized. i aint gon waste too much of yalls time on introductions n such, as most yall already kno, napkin handles da video cam like she’s fuckin tom bergeron, and mini aint too sweet if you be poachin his shit yo! he be like, all crabby n shit, but he be aight. without further ado:

materialized

filmed / edited by mini blanchard

track 1. half japanese. i’m sorry

track 2. lionel ritchie. hello

track 3. j dilla. last donut of the night

napkin hi

filmed / edited by pitty the princess aka dobermans pincher also known as a1 the mac daddy or chick nugg the phenom. napkin apocalypse.