
this was brought to my attention today. it was on a Surfer Magazine forum. either it's a joke or this guy is totally crazy. Maybe i just don't remember. i mean, this has happened so many times. i'm always an asshole to guys with no talent. and i can't even count how many of those no talent fuckers threatened to smash my board on the rocks. james deserves an indian burn for making shit up.

this is a heat in portugal that my friend daz shot. i'm surfing terrible. trying too hard. i actually made this heat. dean morrison gave me a wave at the end when i needed a 4.8 or something. i was staying with kelly and he said i got juiced. probably did. wish we had dean's waves to see if it's true. the surf fans in portugal are crazy. you can hear them psyching.

merely sitting on a harley davidson can turn even the dullest human into a badass. not quite sure what happened here. the 'look over the shoulder and smile' is not working. and i'm pretty sure the neighbors didn't think i was a badass when i was dragging my feet around the culdesac bogging out in second gear either.